Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
4. No one knows your secret place..
5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world..
6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
And,
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.
From Daughter K
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Not. Enough. Arms.
After the 17′s corpse has cooled I recommend continuing the stress management course by breaking open a nice cabernet and munching on chicken livers and strong blue cheese.
Jesus Kae. who are you throttling? Your ex maybe?
I’m just back from the Fihelly’s Arms (it’s 0100) after having drinkies with Mark and Mark…good night all round.
Kev
I wouldn’t bother with him.
I’d start with annoying people at work…
I’m disappointed I couldn’t get there, but Fridays are the best days for me now.
I was hoping #7 would be having something to do with Swedish girls…!!
Good to hear from you Wallace. It’s a family blog so had to edit out Swedish girls. You can edit in your own preferences – a Southern belle maybe.