Staffer files formal claim against Slipper

The staff member who has made accusations against House of Representatives Speaker Peter Slipper has filed a formal statement of claim in the Federal Court. A directions hearing for the case, launched by former adviser James Ashby, is due to be held on Friday. ABC article and Notice of Filing (all the gory details) here (thanks to reader Robert Spivey)

The Earthian leadership change

Typical of Bob Brown, ever there to stuff me around, he announces his retirement on the day I’m committed to go camping with the Kids thus denying me the ability to to applaud his gift to the nation in a timely manner. Mind you the weekend was better spent with kids and grand kids at Tewantin. A new experience for one daughter with her V8 Discovery as son and I nursed her through beach driving and the Freshwater track to Rainbow beach where we enjoyed lunch and lamented the encroachment of yuppies and the resultant demise of the old pub. She didn’t need much nursing but men’s egos being what they are, she obligingly paid homage to our 4 wheel driving skills. Another daughter arrived with two little girls, one only 2 odd weeks old. In the absence of the family matriarch (read galley slave) we decided to have dinner at the new Noosa North Shore pub. Flash as a rat with a gold tooth the pub is new and symptomatic of the march of the yuppies. A good night though, and should I live long enough, I will regale little Evie with stories of how she had a beer with her Granddad before she was three weeks old. We later gathered under my small canvas canopy as the rain drummed down and sorted out the problems of the world aided by beer, rum and white wine but as no one took notes the world will have to move on without our erudite solutions. The next morning, rum dissapated from my system and salt and sand washed from the Rangie at the car wash, I rolled down the highway and nearly run off the road when I heard Christine Milne saying she will seek to establish a new political support base among rural Australians and “progressive” businesses as part of an intensified campaign against the “vested interests” of the resource-based economy. Yeah, well good luck with that Christine. You need to be aware that your party are literally hated in the bush. Your strange ideas simply frighten people and any campaign against the “vested interests” of the resource-based economy will make it worse. The “vested interests” happen to be the Australian economy and all who depend on it for a high standard of living. The Earthians may have some momentary success with farmers who don’t want Coal Seam Gas anywhere near their properties but that will be about it. Try talking to the cattle live export industry, or at least whats left of it, about a new new political support base. I feel Bob Brown got out while the going was good and that new blood at the helm will only help reinforce the fact that these people are dangerous and the more Christine gets air time, and lets face it, the ABC will give her plenty; the more people will be frightened. All of which will simply benefit the nation overall as people’s wariness will end up being reflected at the polls. Still, they can do a lot of damage in the next eighteen months.

A good weekend

After all the euphoria of CanDo and his colossal win yesterday, today my fifth child Liz ups the ante and presents me with my fifth grandchild. Evie Marie – natural birth – born on due date – both well. Proud of them both.

The Circle in trouble

A hate campaign is being waged against the talking head idiots from the Circle as a result of the brainless comments they made about Cpl Ben Roberts-Smith, VC.
The hate campaign comes as calls build for Stynes to quit the Ten morning show in light of the offensive remarks directed at Corporal Ben Roberts-Smith by Stynes and guest host George Negus last Tuesday.
Good!

Australia Day Awards

BY and large I have no argument with Australia Day honours but these two did attract my atenttion. Public Service Medal (PSM)
Martin Gerard BOWLES, Yarralumla ACT. For outstanding public service in delivering highly successful energy efficiency policies and remediation programs for the Home Insulation and Green Loans programs.
One wonders if he would have been made a saint had the programs actually been successful. Order of Australia – Officer (AO)
Professor Stuart Forbes MACINTYRE, Brunswick West Vic For distinguished service to the social sciences and to the humanities as a leading academic in the areas of 19th and 20th century Australian history, particularly through advancing the understanding of social and political life, and as an author, researcher and mentor.
All from a Communist perspective.

Street Swags

I am on the board of Street Swags, a registered charity that raises money to make swags to distribute to homeless street people. Head office is in Brisbane but we have expanded to the NT, NSW, WA and Victoria. So far we have distributed 17,0000 swags Australia wide. On Saturday12 November we are holding a concert at the Brookfield Showgrounds to help us raise funds for this most worthy of causes. You can book tickets through Tickertek Hope to see you there. [youtube]FyV4dRCEHik[/youtube]

How to reload your loved ones

AKA Ashes to ammo. A good friend of mine died and we cremated him in Mooloolaba. Before he died we were talking about what to do with his ashes. As he had spent most of his working life in Sydney he wanted them thrown over the Gap with all his Sydney friends present. We both laughed at the obvious outcome – there is always an updraft at The Gap and everyone would go home with a bit of Graham on their blouses or suits or in their hair. It happened and as we predicted everyone was covered in his ashes as they toddled off home. I imagined my friend giggling while he looked down on the scene. That was a good outcome but this is better Two guys are talking about what to do with their ashes after they are gone. They were both avid hunters and one remarked;
“I want my ashes placed into some good turkey-load shotgun shells,” he said. That way, someone could go kill a turkey with me . “I could rest in peace, knowing that one more turkey, the last thing he saw, was me screaming at him at 900 feet per second.”
If you don’t smile at that image then your just too serious! Soldiers could go on killing terrorists for years and dead coppers could keep on inflicting damage on the scruffs of the world. There are no limits. They set up a company Holy Smoke, which has been in business for a couple of months and charges $850 for a case of shells. The company has shipped out two orders. The feedback, Holmes says, is positive. I wish them well and if hunting Greenies ever becomes legal, I’ll be in it! If the last thing Bob Brown ever saw was me screaming at him at 900 feet per second my life would have meaning and I would know that even in death I had helped to secure Australia’s economic future. Just joking Bob;)

Football

With both my preferred AFL and NRL teams out of play I’m going for Collingwood and Manly. I courted my bride of 41 years at Manly and I just heard on radio that they are silvertails and underdogs – that’ll do me. Collingwood because everyone, other than the rusted on supporters, appear to hate them.
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