Retired infantry officer. Conservative by nature and politics; Happily married and father and grandfather of eight. Loves V8 powered Range Rovers, Golden Retrievers, good books and technology and think there should be open season on Greenies. Born in the mid forties and overdue for servicing but most parts still work.

The ABC has proven beyond

The ABC has proven beyond doubt that someone really did plunder the Bahgdad museum. In this article reported by the ABC a man has been…….hang on, I got it wrong. It’s all about the Australian Museum. Never mind Auntie, one out of two isn’t bad.

As if Ruddock doesn’t have

As if Ruddock doesn’t have enough on his plate in his new portfolio an Australian lawyer thinks being forced to do time for a crime against humanity is a greater transgression than doing the crime. No wonder there are so many lawyer jokes. PHILIP Ruddock’s first task as attorney-general should be to clarify the status of the two Australians held by the US military in Guantanamo Bay, Law Institute of Victoria president Bill O’Shea said yesterday. Why? The status of these two has already been clarified. They were caught fighting for the Taliban who were trying to kill coalition forces. The fact that Australians were a part of that coalition makes it even clearer. They should stay incarcerated for the duration of the War against Terrorism. Clarified?

Labors decision 15 years ago

Labors decision 15 years ago to place some emphasis on locating defence units in the North has credit but it’s greatest strength is in backing up the Defence of Australia strategy. Dibbs says there is a groundswell of opinion that the Defence of Australia has had it’s day and he might be right but in any military appreciation one cannot rule out the required ability to protect the homeland. The war against terrorism has thrown some problems into an otherwise ‘easy to plan for’ defence strategy. You see, there are no targets of sufficient political import for terrorists to consider in the North. So on the one hand a defence strategy that has combat elements in the North is fine but on the other hand, some of these elements will be needed down south where the political targets are. The Opera House, the Sydney Harbour Bridge, Parliament House, Russel Hill ADF HQ can’t all be defended by Special Forces. I could be wrong here but in light of current deployments, I doubt if the Sydney battalions are anywhere near full strength. If anyone can advise me on this matter, please email. We literally need a force capable of handling a lot of possibilities and that means more battalions. Deployment to the Solomons could quickly be complicated by a need to have muscle on the ground in PNG. This need fits into the War against Terrorism strategy as well as Defence of Australia. At the same time we need to troops to defend political targets supplementing the splendid work that Special Forces do. Once again we are dependant on the Special Forces being able to do everything and be everwhere at the same time. Pushing the edge here. We also need a force deployable and able to work with coalition type forces such as recently required in the Iraq war. Defence needs new tanks, more APCs and better technical equipment across the board to provide a viable force that will do Australia proud; that will show we are prepared to put ground troops in place and that we really are still impacting internationally and helping in practical terms. Even a small force of a Battalion with its supporting tanks, APCs, Engineers and logistics would be seen as putting our money where our mouth is. It is a cop out to continually deploy just SASR Squadrons. Unquestionably they do us proud and do impact on the campaign but they are being flogged to death and were never designed to be the sole force. Besides their strategic role, they have a roll of supporting the main stream Australian combat units. The reasons behind us not sending main stream combat units to the gulf is a question you, the Aussie voter, should be asking of Howard. The answer is both parties have been quick to strip battalions of expensive troops and even taking some battalions off the Order of Battle (ORBAT).The salaries of one battalion could well balance a budget and in the past there has been more votes in welfare than defence. There is one downside to this strategy – one day the rent falls due. Well it’s due now. You need to be aware that every time Dibbs come up with a defence white paper it could always be summarised in one phrase – ‘less combat troops’. I look forward to his bottom line after the the Darwin Conference on Northern Australia

I’m off to Legacy now

I’m off to Legacy now to help set up an Antiques and Militaria auction to raise funds for what I class as a uniquely Australian charity. Legacy exists to help the widows and orphans of veterans killed in wars and those who died afterwards as a result of their war service. The volunteer workforce primarily comprises former defence force personnel who have a strong commitment and interest in looking after the families of deceased comrades. Volunteer members were originally called Legatees because they accepted the “legacy of care” for their comrades’ families and this title has continued to the present day. Some 7500 Legatees assist more than 134,000 widows and 1900 children and disabled dependants Australia-wide. That’s right – 134,000 widows. The story behind the wars we fight. Some people just keep on giving and suffering. You might have not served but you can help Legacy help these widows and their kids. Think about it. You can view the Legacy website here Beside Legacy, this week I have the inaugural webmeet of Brisbane bloggers, organized by Andy Murphey from Mangled Thoughts, ably backed by Paul from Paul & Carls Daily Diatribe and Tod McKenzie from……..wait for it………Tod McKenzie. I look forward to meeting other people so if your in town get yourself to the Story Bridge Hotel after work on Wednesday. Blonde and large, you can’t miss me. Oh………Ok……….the blonde is really grey.

The SMH has set up

The SMH has set up a website titled ‘Rugby Heaven’. Check out the TAG guy – shades of Star Wars. No wonder the baby has a sooky look on his face. Still, looks a lot more professional than an overweight ‘white shirt’ security guy. They’ll be behind the scenes and there will be a lot of them – take a long, hard look Jemaah Islamiah. This guy is not your local Kopassus thug and he would relish the chance to prove it.

A tiny Scottish island distillery

A tiny Scottish island distillery has been under observation by US agents. The agency had been monitoring the distillery plant and noticed one of the web cams were faulty. They reported that fact to the company! They said they had been monitoring our webcams because the process of making something very innocuous and pleasant is close to making weapons of mass destruction, apparently,” Mr Reynier said. The story sounds a bit iffy to me and one you would take with a grain of salt. Why, for example did the agency feel they had to put the distillery under observation to see if they were procucing WMD. Why didn’t they just front the company and ask to see the invoices for chemicals? It’s in Scotland after all, not Iraq. On a lighter note, Mr Reynier, the MD, abbrogates his responsibilities by using the word ‘innocuous’ to describe his company’s product. Having been a bagpiper for many a long year I can tell you whiskey destroys and you only have to go to a Highland gathering to see it’s ‘mass destruction’ capabilities. Anyway, just so you know I’m not making it up, check the article out here Update: This from an alert reader (see comments) The Bruichladdich Distillery in Scotland has decided to cooperate with the authorities and has provided the WMD inspectors with their own link. Scroll down to find it.

Ah, it’s great in the

Ah, it’s great in the sunshine state. Easy morning, lunch then a dip in the pool. Relax for a bit in the warm sunshine giving little thought to the poor Victorians…I mean 10 celcius, rain and the Lions to play. Half time and I feel a bit sorry for them…but not that much Full time at 134 versus 84 Ah, it’s great in the sunshine state! Now off to a party, good friends, a birthday and a win to celebrate on a balmy sub-tropical night.

A lot has been written

A lot has been written about the great Australian – all complimentary, all deserved. I was, however, saddened by the fact that somehow or other Peter Garret was there to politicise and lower the tone of the event. Since he politicized the Sydney Olympics I have had little time for the man. His mere presence insulted my sensibilities. It’s true, Australia isn’t perfect but any opening of closets full of skeletons should be debated and resolved in-family. I can happily handle, and even encourage opposing views, but to push a minority view onto the world stage that denigrates this great country, something the great Slim would never have done, puts the perpetrater in a bucket of slops to be thrown out at the first opportunity. Garrett read a message from Mandawuy Yunupingu, a member of indigenous rock band Yothu Yindi. “You were the first pioneer of reconciliation between black and white Australia,” it said. “The message in your songs brings harmony and balance between people and the land.” I’m surprised that Garret didn’t slip in a “and that mongrel Howard still wont apologize”. It wasn’t Slim’s way. I’m sure he didn’t think in terms of reconciliation. He was just singing to Australians – all of us. Garret, on the other hand, speaks for very few.

I’ve nearly been arrested, or

I’ve nearly been arrested, or at least spoken to severely in my time about trouser snake problems but this guy apprehended at Sydney International puts a whole new slant on ‘trouser snakes’ The article goes on to mention; King cobras, which can grow up to 5m and are capable of killing an elephant, are found across Asia I’d like to see that. In Thailand years ago I witnessed a little mongoose take out a king cobra in seconds and I can’t see an elephant thinking twice about standing on any cobra that didn’t get out of the way. Back to trouser snakes; A smile and a kiss might have saved me but it’s not going to work on the Magistrate. This guy is going to do time.
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