It’s official: too much sex saps male brains

For what it’s worth.

MALE animals can produce a lot of sperm or grow big brains but cannot do both, according to a study that may confirm the suspicions of many women.

Dr Pitnick said: “The road to sexual success can lie in being clever, in being a dull yet well-armed brute that can fight for paternity, in being spectacularly ornamented, or in providing a rich cocktail of seminal fluids and costly sperm.”

Pretty well covers most of the male clientele cruising the night club scene on Friday nights.